Because it only encourages more cheating, fighting, swearing, rudeness and bad behaviour. Something I am sure EA do not want Army Of Two to be associated with. The list looks easier and kind of fun providing the game co-op mechanics are improved. Notably the need to drag someone away before healing. Please EA, heal like every other co-op game on the planet, one button. It's not rocket science. Demo is out this Thursday.
Not What I Thought It Was - 5 points
You need to complete Chapter 1 on Any Difficulty Level
A Steep Descent - 10 points
You need to complete Chapter 2 on Any Difficulty Level
A Decent Animal - 15 points
You need to complete Chapter 3 on Any Difficulty Level
Emergency Room - 20 points
You need to complete Chapter 4 on Any Difficulty Level
Gone Shopping - 25 points
You need to complete Chapter 5 on Any Difficulty Level
Survivor? - 30 points
You need to complete the Game on Any Difficulty Level
Softcore - 50 points
You need to complete Half the Game on Contractor Difficulty
Hardcore - 100 points
You need to complete the Game on Contractor Difficulty
Meat Bag - 15 points
You need to use 15 enemies as human shields
Chaaaaarge! - 15 points
You need to charge through 20 enemies
The Beast - 50 points
You need to kill 6,666 people in Campaign
Grenadier - 10 points
You need to kill 3 or more enemies with a single grenade
Pistolier - 20 points
You need to kill 150 enemies with a pistol
Old Faithful - 20 points
You need to kill 400 enemies with assault rifles, sub machinguns or shotguns
One Shot, One Kill - 20 points
You need to kill 100 enemies with a sniper rifle
Quick Draw - 15 points
You need to kill 25 enemies with a quick draw from mock surrender
Open Hand Slap! - 15 points
You need to kill 50 enemies with a melee or bayonet
Unbreakable - 25 points
You must survive an entire level in one session without being downed on normal difficulty or above
Not So Bad After All - 10 points
You need to tie up 15 enemy combatants instead of executing them
Healer - 10 points
You need to heal your partner 10 times
Co-Op Sniper - 10 points
You need to Co-Op Snipe 5 enemies
Attention Grabber - 10 points
You need to allow your partner to snipe 5 guys while in Mock Surrender
In Synch - 10 points
You need to kill two enemies with simultaneous Quick Draws while in Co-op Mock Surrender
Pumpkin Patch - 10 points
You need to shoot 2 enemies in the head with a single bullet
Total FistBump Destruction - 10 points
You need to finish the game as best friends
Total Fistbump Deflation - 10 points
You need to finish the game in a fractured friendship
The Truth Is Right Here - 20 points
You need to listen to all of the Radio Broadcasts
Loot and Pillage - 20 points
You need to collect $1,000,000
Full Arsenal - 30 points
You need to collect All Weapons and Weapon Parts
Touch Not a Cat but a Glove - 50 points
You need to shoot all Maneki Neko cats in the game
Hate Monger - 10 points
You need to customize a weapon to high aggro
The Optimist - 5 points
You need to make a positive coop morality choice
The Pessimist - 5 points
You need to make a negative coop morality choice
Humanist - 30 points
You need to save every hostage
Secret Achievements
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